Mentally Drained

Howdy doody, yo and watsup. In today’s lesson on the futility of school, I will (metaphorically) drill a fairly large hole in your head and pour an entire cauldron full of interesting and thought-provoking information on how this prison of intellectual expansion that we call ’school’ causes unfavourable traits in children – our future.

Ahh, teenagers. Useless pieces of crap, yeah? I know I can’t stand them. And they can’t stand themselves either – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-468866/Why-children-today-unhappy.html. Just about everything about teenagers is deterioating: their health, their intellect, their behaviour. Children seem more preoccupied in attending ‘the most rad parties’ then focusing on their education and mental well-being (which is at its worst since ever). Apart from the skyrocket of obesity, their mental health seems to have been violently raped by tapirs (who have the largest penis to body ratio).  

And school is not doing anything about it. ‘But that’s not the schools problem’, you may say, but it seems that everything is the schools problem; from safe sex to sport, school tries to control every aspect of a person – programming them… But when it comes to stopping someone from killing themselves, schools put their feet up and drink some coffee in the teachers lounge and ignore the entire issue. Maybe there are schools that are fighting it, but that doesn’t mean they are defeating it and that isn’t good enough.

To sum up, there are very little teenagers that would choose to read a book. There are also very little teenagers that would choose to go for a run. There are very little teenagers concerned about their future. There is very little time before the world ends because the people running it are to mentally incompetent to think rationally and abandon primitive urges.
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For me, it should be homo excors et molestus, instead of homo sapien. Excors means stupid and molestus means annoying; I’m not sure if I wrote it correctly though – my Latin is a little bit fuzzy.